Power of Indian Railway Ticket

What India thinks today the World will think tomorrow..

I don’t know whether it’s true or false..

But I can say Indians think themselves to be clever than others. They use their brain to fulfill their intention anyhow.. You may think what has happened to me.. Why I’m speaking so..

I want to share A short funny Fact...

Few days ago 3 young folks came from Mumbai to Dallas.. Everyone who comes from India wants to get a flavor of the US..  J They are also not any exception..

So they went to visit an Adult Restaurant.. I’m saying Adult Restaurant: because the Food is served by few scantily clothed young girls.. J the Young generation like this environment.. But a strict rule is that You will have to be above 18 to enter.. To prove it You may have to show your Identity..

but this was not known to them.. And they were asked to show their ID CARD before entering the Restaurant..

One had his Passport with him.. One had his Driving License.. And the 3^rd had no ID Proof.. So what to do.. It was very difficult for them to go back to room from the gate of Heaven (According to them).. He checked his wallet many a time.. But alas.. No ID Proof..

Suddenly one idea comes to his mind.. He shows one of his old Train Tickets as Id card..

the Receptionist gets confused with his ID Card.. She call her Manager..

the Manager comes out and asks, “What is this?”

He says, “It’s my ID Card issued by India Government. See its written Indian Rail over it.”

“But where is your Photo over it?” – Manager.

Oh That’s a mistake..

He searches his wallet again and got one old passport photo.. He shows it and says, “It was unstuck.”

Somehow the Manager believes that. “But where is your Date of Birth?” – Manager.

Now it’s a real problem.. What to do? What to do?

He took the Ticket from Manager.. And searches for his answer.. Suddenly he finds a number ..

“See, What is it written here?” – 3^rd Boy.

“24” – Manager.

“Yeah, this is my age. Many Indians don’t want to disclose their DOB so the India Government puts age in case of DOB for them.” – 3^rd Boy.

the Manager gets more confused but lets them go inside..

They should thank Indian Railway Ticket.. J

I don’t know whether Manager was a fool or fooled them to get his business done..

and i don’t want to pressurize my brain on this matter.. Because I enjoyed the fact.. That’s all for me.. J

Dream..

Dream, Swapno ke na dekhe.. Ami to Swopno dekhte bes valo basi.. Swopne nijeke harie fele abr khuje pabar anondo e alada.. R nijer na puron houa eche gulo Swopne puron korar eche kar na thake..
Kemon jeno jotil hoye gelo..Tai na??

Chotto ekta golpo boli..

14^th Jan’2011, Officer kaj motamuti ses.. Emon somoy Frankie chat e ping korlo..

Bollo, “Hey I hear you are coming at the end of the month, Are you Exited or Scared?”

Ami to dutoi excited o Scared o.. Ami bollam, “Both, And it’s like my dream comes true”

Kotha ta Frankie er kache khanik ta hasyokor laglo.. Se duto Smily pathie bollo, “Can it be a Dream for anyone”

Ami ektu ghabre gelam.. Vablam eta ki karo Dream hote pare na..

Manus to choto boro onek swopno dekhe .. 

R boro swopner vire choto swopno gulo harie jai..

Kintu eta o amar boro swopner dole.. Hoyto Frankie er ro boro Swapner vire harie geche..

Ei guru gomvirota ke hotate ektu Etihas tana jak..

Tokhon ami onek choto.. amar barir pechon dike khamar bari te khela kortam parar cheleder sathe..









khela sese pukur ghate hat pa dhuye bari firtam..

Ferar pothe deul khuro pona khuro der sathe majhe majhe ektuu adda o mere nitam.. Ei prosonge bole rakhi ora amader barir Goru, chasbas dekhasuno korto.. R gramer vasai 'khuro' bolte kaka(Uncle) bojhai..

Ora porasuna koreni.. Tai oder mone onek proshno..Ar sei sob proshner utoor dite amr bes valo lagto.. Asole ei chotto cheletar bani sonar moto r keu e chilo na tokhn..

R tader proshner utttor dite giye kokhono kokhono kolponar o asroy nite hoto chele take.. Emon onek kichui chilo ja sudhu kolpobigyaner golpo boy e pore imagine kora.. Khuro ra sesob montromugdhyer moto sunto..

Erom e ekdin bikel bela Deul khuro bollo, "vaipo(Nephew), Amerika ki onek dur, Tumi kono din America jabe na?"

Er uttor ta amr thik mone pore na..
Tobe aaj mone hoy etai hoyto amar Amerika asar swopno dekhar sutropat.. J
Chakri sutre ekhn amake besir vag somoytai Kolkata te thakte hoi.. Mase ba du mase ekbar bari jai.. Barir loker sathe tarao opekhya kore amr bari ferar jnyo.. Opekhya kore amr theke golpo sonar jnyo..
Tobe ebar bari fire Amerika r golpo bolte r Kolpobigyan er ashroy nite hobe na.. Borong amr priyo Nikon D3000 camera amr golpe masala r kaj korbe ..

Tai ekhn Kobir Suman er ekta ganer koli mone pore.. "Hal chero na bondhu borong kontho charo jore tomai ami dekha hobei onyo ganer vore"  J

Valentine Day Special - A page from my Diary - 14th Feb'11 - Dallas, TX, USA

15 din USA te thakar poro bujhlam na eta Jet Lag naki India te deri kore ghum theke other asor.. Du bar Snooze button press kore 7:15 te bichana charlam..

Jotha riti late.. 8 tai office.. Aaj 14^th Feb’11.. Oh ho aaj to valentine Day.. Taratari Brush korte korte Laptop ta on korlam.. Gmail er status message e “Happy Valentine Day”

Ar Facebook e Ekta Hindy Romantic ganer du koli Copy Pase.. Are esob ektu adhtu attention pabar jonyo korte hoy.. J ..

Jai hok Taratari Snan, Breakfast sere Coffee hate Office rouna holam.. Official Email check kore bose porlam Edith er sathe Training e.. She is 75 years old Lady..

Saradin chollo Training.. R fake ektu adhtu khwa dawa r choto choto golppo..

Jiboner onekkhana poth otikrom kore asa Edith onek ktha e share korlo ei torun Jubok er sathe.. Valentine Day Celebration, 50 Year Marriage Anniversary Celebration o bad jai ni.. 5 Yr age Edith er Husband Eholok tyag korechen.. eta bolte giye ei American Bridha chokher koner jol ke badha dite pareni.. Esober modhye training ses holo.. 5 ta bajte Edith berie gelo..

Ami nijer chaire bose Janlar dike takalam.. Ekhono Sondhye hoi ni.. Ghono nil akas.. Takie thakte tahkte hotath mone holo kothai jeno harie gelam.. Buker vetor ta kemon kore uthlo.. E onuvuti kauke bojhano jai na.. Hoyto nijeo bujhi na.. Smriti romonthon korte giye thik ek bochor ager erom e ekta diner ktha mone porlo..

14^th Feb’10.. Jadavpur e 5A Bus e bose achi.. Hotath ek SMS elo ‘ki re VDay kemon katachis?’ Ki reply debo bujhe uthte parlam na..

Kichukhon er modhye Bhawanipur pouchalam.. Sathe Dadu r bon.. Dadu 85 yr Old.. Dadur tar Student life ta ekhanei ketechilo..Tar Etihas er pata ultanor jonyoi ekhane asa.. Amra du vai bon esechi tar sakhi thaka r jnyo.. Dadu bes Excited.. Tar poth chola jeno sodyo cholte sekha sisu r moto.. Majhe majhe doure songo nite hochilo.. Tar Kolkata e prothom thaka Mess bari aaj ekta osudh er dokan.. Cholte cholte sunlam rasta ghat, dokan, Cinema hall er sathe jorie thaka bivinyo golpo..

Hotath Dadu ektu tal khelo.. Amra voi pelamm.. Samner ekta osudher dokan theke ekta Osudh jiver tolai diye bollo ‘ami fit, egie chol’.

Hantte hant te pouchalam Triangular park er kacher ekta bari te.. 3^rd Flore egiye Bell bajalam.. Ek Vodro mohila Dorja khullen.. Dadu bollo, ‘ Ek somoy ei bari te ami vara thaktam, R ei baritei amar biyer paka kothar chithi esechilo’. Barir lokjon Utsuk hoi, amader athithiyota kore.. Onek khon Golpe jana gelo sei somoyer sobai pray goto hoyechen.. Ekhon achen 3^rd Generation .. Dadur o onek gopon kotha fas holo..

Sekhan theke bidey niye abr chola suru.. hotath ek shoping mall dekhie bollo ‘eta ek Jomidar bari chilo, Er aam bagane Aam churi korte astam’. Amra haslam.. eti modhye Gariahut pouche gechi.. Auto te kore Jadavpur er basa e firlam..

Ei dekhecho.. esob vabte giye 5:30 beje geche.. Taratari Laptop Gutie Rouna dilam Marriott Residence(Amar 3 Month er basa).. Fire dekhi amar ek Indian Friend phone e Girl Friend ke Valentine Day wish korche.. Kichu khone er jnyo mon ta ektu kharap hoye gelo.. Nijeke kemon eka eka mone holo..

Mone porlo Ager bochor o bari fire ekpata Dairy likhechilam.. Tai ebar o tar punarabreti  holo..

Oneke hoyto bolbe Angur fal tak kintu eta to boltei hoy.. Erom Experience khub kom joner e vagye jote..

Thanks Valentine Day.. J